The letter my girlfriend wrote….


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Here is a letter U… wrote to me on the first anniversary of our relationship. The letter is produced as it was handed over to me. The only additions are my comments in brackets. Continue reading

Love story with a ‘Condition’


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Here I am, with a book I bought three months ago from Till last Sunday, the book was not on my agenda; the decision to flip through pages originated from the loneliness – a  condition where you are left with no choice but to do something which is normally very close to your heart.
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Making love or excuses!


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Kapil Sharma, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell, Vir Das, Shakeel Siddiqui – whats common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is lack of sex in their lives.

Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex? Let me let you in on a little secret. Nobody gets enough of it…but it is only the stand up comedian who complains about it in front of a crowd.

One doesn’t need to be an acclaimed stand up comedian for your sex life to be screwed up….it is enough if you are an aspiring stand up comedian as well.

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Facebook: A detective agency!


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Two days back my girlfriend called me when I was in office. I said, “Baby, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?”


And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just SMS-ed an “OK”.

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Marriages and matchmaker aunty!!


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Like most middle-aged, bored and unemployed aunties, Rukhsana aunty’s favourite pastime is matchmaking.

Let me familiarise you with this species of matchmaking aunties. The Ruksana aunty lurks in weddings, funerals and third cousin gatherings, sniffing for fresh, young and unmarried blood. She picks her prey after a classified interrogation of the its relatives. Continue reading

The ever enchanting Moon….


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The ever enchanting Moon

I dedicate this song by ‘The Black Ghosts’ to all my friends.

When the thorn bush turns white thats when I’ll come home,
I am going out to see what i can sow,
And I don’t know where I’ll go,
But I don’t know what I’ll see,
But I’ll try not to bring it back home with me. Continue reading

Can Long Distance Relationships Work In The Long Run?


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“Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough…” Continue reading