Here I am, with a book I bought three months ago from flipkart.com. Till last Sunday, the book was not on my agenda; the decision to flip through pages originated from the loneliness – a condition where you are left with no choice but to do something which is normally very close to your heart.
I am in a bad mood since morning. And I’ve no one to tease and talk to. So, I am here to tell you about me and I know you all want to read and know about me and if you don’t still read it and appreciate it or else….. Just kidding.. read my blog and know who I am. Continue reading
Kapil Sharma, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell, Vir Das, Shakeel Siddiqui – whats common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is lack of sex in their lives.
Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex? Let me let you in on a little secret. Nobody gets enough of it…but it is only the stand up comedian who complains about it in front of a crowd.
One doesn’t need to be an acclaimed stand up comedian for your sex life to be screwed up….it is enough if you are an aspiring stand up comedian as well.
Two days back my girlfriend called me when I was in office. I said, “Baby, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?”
And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just SMS-ed an “OK”.
Like most middle-aged, bored and unemployed aunties, Rukhsana aunty’s favourite pastime is matchmaking.
Let me familiarise you with this species of matchmaking aunties. The Ruksana aunty lurks in weddings, funerals and third cousin gatherings, sniffing for fresh, young and unmarried blood. She picks her prey after a classified interrogation of the its relatives. Continue reading
Women are experts on what their man has to do to improve himself. The most common pieces advice include: Be a little kinder, comb your hair, eat properly, drink less, remember my birthday and for GOD sake stop eating junk food and it will not kill you to lose a little weight? Continue reading
I dedicate this song by ‘The Black Ghosts’ to all my friends.
When the thorn bush turns white thats when I’ll come home,
I am going out to see what i can sow,
And I don’t know where I’ll go,
But I don’t know what I’ll see,
But I’ll try not to bring it back home with me. Continue reading
When I was in class 9, I had my first love affair. That’s when I learnt that to make a woman happy a man (or a 14 year old boy) had to compliment her, kiss her, love her, hug her and last of all spend money on her. Continue reading
“Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough…” Continue reading