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Humayun’s Tomb

Qutub Minar

The letter my girlfriend wrote….

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boyfriends, break-up, girlfriends, letters, Life, Love, Mohd Wasif, relationships, shopping

Here is a letter U… wrote to me on the first anniversary of our relationship. The letter is produced as it was handed over to me. The only additions are my comments in brackets.

Love story with a ‘Condition’

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break-up, commitment, Delhi, emotions, Kashmir, life accident, Love, Mohd Wasif

Here I am, with a book I bought three months ago from flipkart.com. Till last Sunday, the book was not on my agenda; the decision to flip through pages originated from the loneliness – a  condition where you are left with no choice but to do something which is normally very close to your heart.

It’s me… !!!

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@wasifmohd1, Delhi, deservingster, Humour, Jokes, Life, Mohd Wasif, My life, story of Mohd Wasif

I am in a bad mood since morning. And I’ve no one to tease and talk to. So, I am here to tell you about me and I know you all want to read and know about me and if you don’t still read it and appreciate it or else….. Just kidding.. read my blog and know who I am.

Making love or excuses!

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girlfriend, Love, love making, making love, Mohd Wasif, relation, sex

Kapil Sharma, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell, Vir Das, Shakeel Siddiqui – whats common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is lack of sex in their lives.

Do you know why only stand up comedians don’t get enough sex? Let me let you in on a little secret. Nobody gets enough of it…but it is only the stand up comedian who complains about it in front of a crowd.

One doesn’t need to be an acclaimed stand up comedian for your sex life to be screwed up….it is enough if you are an aspiring stand up comedian as well.

Facebook: A detective agency!

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character certificate, detectives, facebook, Marriages, social networking site, Trust

Two days back my girlfriend called me when I was in office. I said, “Baby, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?”

“Sure.”

And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn’t talk since I was still in the meeting. She just SMS-ed an “OK”.

If there were no clothes!!!

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adam and eve, clothes, Fashion TV, girlfriend, Love

My girlfriend wants me to upgrade my wardrobe. Believe me, survival can be difficult if your girlfriend believes in keeping your wardrobes clean and organized.

Through my Delhi Tinted Lens!!!

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Art, art and culture, British era Buildings, crow, Delhi, Delhi architecture, European architecture, India, India gate, Lamp post, Mohd Wasif, Photography, President house

India, Gate New Delhi

To come out of break up, fall in love again!!!

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break-up, Life, lifestyle, Love, relationships

Loving someone is never easy. Breaking up with that someone is excruciatingly painful!

Marriages and matchmaker aunty!!

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Bachelors, bride, bride groom, Marriages, Matchmaker

Like most middle-aged, bored and unemployed aunties, Rukhsana aunty’s favourite pastime is matchmaking.

Let me familiarise you with this species of matchmaking aunties. The Ruksana aunty lurks in weddings, funerals and third cousin gatherings, sniffing for fresh, young and unmarried blood. She picks her prey after a classified interrogation of the its relatives.

Women want men to change but resist change themselves

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changes, ego, human nature, men, relationships, society, women

Women are experts on what their man has to do to improve himself. The most common pieces advice include: Be a little kinder, comb your hair, eat properly, drink less, remember my birthday and for GOD sake stop eating junk food and it will not kill you to lose a little weight?

The ‘LIGHT’ painting

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Art, canon camera, exposure, light painting, night photography, Photography, pictures

The thrill of a chase!

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break-up, chase reality, Life, lifestyle, Love, relationship

If you are single today, have you ever truly taken the time out to examine why? I once took a life course called ‘Why do I suck in a relationship’ to do just that.

The ever enchanting Moon….

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Art, emotions, full moon, India, Love, Mohd Wasif, moon, Moonlight, Night, Photography, The Black Ghosts

The ever enchanting Moon

I dedicate this song by ‘The Black Ghosts’ to all my friends.

When the thorn bush turns white thats when I’ll come home,
I am going out to see what i can sow,
And I don’t know where I’ll go,
But I don’t know what I’ll see,
But I’ll try not to bring it back home with me.

My break ups!!

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break ups, emotions, family, hugs, Humor, Kiss, Love, love story, me, money, relationships

When I was in class 9, I had my first love affair. That’s when I learnt that to make a woman happy a man (or a 14 year old boy) had to compliment her, kiss her, love her, hug her and last of all spend money on her.

Love marriage or Arranged marriage?

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arrange marriage, bride, bride groom, compromise, couple, courtship, divorces, live-in, Love, Marriage, relationships, relatives, society

…arranged marriage makes sense in a world in which the search for “the one” has disappointed so many people.” 

Can Long Distance Relationships Work In The Long Run?

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chatting, long distance relationship, Love, phone calls, relationship, social Media

“Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough…”

Things… not to do in a relationship!!

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boy, break-up, Girl, hate, Life, Love, love story, relationships

‘I’ll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I’ll die by your hand, which I love so well’, said William Shakespeare.

The Innocent Faces of Poverty

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Art, art and culture, food, Innocence, malnutrition, Photography, Poverty, Villages

Through my Delhi Tinted Lens!!!

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Art, art and culture, Delhi, Humayun, India gate, Jama Masjid, masjid, Media, minar, Photography, Qutub Minar

The wide shot!!